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Apr. 9: Judg 8:22-9:57; Luke 10:1-24
Apr. 10: Judg 10-12; Luke 10:25-37
Apr. 11: Judg 13:1-15:8; Luke 10:38-11:13
Apr. 12: Judg 15:9-18:10; Luke 11:14-41
Apr. 13: Judg 18:11-20:11; Luke 11:42-12:12
Apr. 14: Judg 20:12-21:25; Ruth 1:1-14; Luke 12:13-34
Apr. 15: Ruth 1:15-4:12; Luke 12:35-48

Top Ten most funniest facts

 10. The original name of the bank of america was called the bank of italy.

9. In switzerland it is illegal to slam your car door.

8. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

7. There are more nutrients in the packaging of cornflakes than in the actual cornflakes themselves.

6. 40% of MacDonald’s profit comes from the sales of happy meals.

5. on average 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

4. 0.7% of americans are in prison.

3. Donald duck comics were banned in finland because he didn’t wear pants.

2. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

1. Turtles can breathe through their butts.

  Shout with joy to the Lord, all the earth!
     Worship the Lord with gladness.
     Come before him, singing with joy.
  Acknowledge that the Lord is God!
     He made us, and we are his.
     We are his people, the sheep of his pasture.
  Enter his gates with thanksgiving;
     go into his courts with praise.
     Give thanks to him and praise his name.
  For the Lord is good.
    His unfailing love continues forever,
    and his faithfulness continues to each generation.

Psalms 100

Life isn’t easy, but it’s simple. Positive minds make positive lives, negative minds make negative lives. Positive minds have faith and hope, Negative minds don’t.

Jesus has a perfect plan for me and you, and his plan isn’t for everyone to go around feeling miserable and sorry for themselves. Jesus said “I have come that they might have life, and that they may have it more abundantly.” John 10:10.

You should practice being positive in each situation of your life. This isn’t easy because bad things happen to everyone.  In these circumstances you have to keep going at it and keep trying to be positive. Don’t worry, God will bring the best out of the situation.

Here is a very well known example…. (more…)

 As we were chattin about the supernatural on Monday I thought you might be interested in this. Watch this really closely and carefully and see if you can see the ghost. Some can see it and others can’t.

Ah ha no I am not going to ask you to make an Easter bonnet!! I would like you to write an awesome post for this blog site. It can be about music, a hobby, a quote, a poem, a comment, a picture, a political issue, a moral dilema or anything else.

For the best post I will pay £20. The closing date is the 22nd April. Sooooo get writing. You can e-mail me your posts. The first entries will be put up soon.

We looked last night at the supernatural. How God fills all space and time without a body. It is hard for us to understand the nature of God, the fact that he is Spirit and yet a personage. The fact that he is in us, outside us, around us, and filling the whole universe with its trillions of galaxies. I guess our brains are far too puny for us to grasp it.

It was great though to think that God made angels to help us. We have got far more help on our side than we can ever see. There is the Almighty God who will never leave us and who blesses us with every blessing, there is Jesus who prays for us and gives us all power and authority, there is the Holy Spirit who comes inside us to guide and councel us and on top of all that we have angels sent to help and care for us. Boy - God has made every provision for us to succeed and be the best we can be. He is so for us and for our good - in fact more than we could ever imagine!

But angels are only servants.They are spirits sent from God to care for those who will receive salvation. Hebrews 1:14

Apr. 2: Josh 17:7-19:23; Luke 6:39-7:10
Apr. 3: Josh 19:24-21:33; Luke 7:11-35
Apr. 4: Josh 21:34-24:13; Luke 7:36-8:15
Apr. 5: Josh 24:14-Judg 2:10; Luke 8:16-25
Apr. 6: Judg 2:11-4:24; Luke 8:26-56
Apr. 7: Judg 5:1-6:32; Luke 9:1-27
Apr. 8: Judg 6:33-8:21; Luke 9:28-62

We had a fantastic weekend with guys from Manchester, Merthyr Tydfil, Southport and Lancaster. The weather was brilliant and so warm - an important factor when you are playing a wide game with 100 kids trying to find you and you are stuck up a tree eh Marcus?  We were given two lovely cottages to ’sleep’ in. We toasted marshmellows round the camp fire, played in the games room and spent time learning more about God. We looked at how we are all spectaculor and that God has made us all just right for what he wants us to do.