Ready for Christmas we will be having a few cracker jokes in the blog
What has eyes but cannot see?
A POTATO

Sugar was added to chewing gum in 1869 - By a dentist!

Are high heels good for you or not? This video might help make up your mind

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This was e-mailed to me by one of the youth, I am sure you will enjoy it

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows — it has never been done!

Ever had a Wotsit Day??

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Great eh?

Have you heard that James May is trying to build a full size house out of lego bricks - with full working shower and toilet!! He is asking members of the public to help him. Talk about boys and their toys!! Read more? Click here

I am reading through Jeremiah at the minute and have come across this strange verse. I am not sure I understand it and have all sorts of visions flying around my head - please can you help! The verse is Jer ch23:2. Thus says the Lord “Make for yourself thongs and yolk bars and put […]

Arn’t mums just great?

Church of England tells families to build ‘prayer den’ under the stairs   By Martin Beckford, Religious Affairs Correspondent
Last Updated: 10:48AM GMT 22 Jan 2009 

Garden sheds and garages are also recommended as possible sites for “sacred spaces” in the home for quiet reflection.  The Church also suggests decorating prayer rooms with pebbles and feathers as well as […]

A pair of their first high heeled shoes. These “heelarious” shoes are for baby girls who can not walk yet. They have sponge heels and come in varying styles!!!! MMM right very funny.

Ok - here’s a bit of a giggle for you. What is the most bazaar Christmas present that someone could buy you?
I’ll start it off with:
a purple budgie

Just what do you buy a bald baby for Christmas? Well the answer is right here - a baby toupee! No longer does you baby need to feel chilly on top, look like and old man/lady or  Simon Parr. For a few dollars they can look just like Paul Symonds instead!!